Some days I feel like Zaphod Beeblebrox and I feel flawless because hey I am one cool frood
Other days I feel more like Marvin and I feel really depressed because everyone else is an idiot
But most days I feel and act a lot more like Arthur Dent because I spend all day in my jim-jams and dressing gown and I have no idea what’s going on
THIS
I think most of the time, I’m Zaphod in my head, Marvin to my family, Trillian to my boyfriend, Ford to random strangers, and Arthur to my friends.