my phone rings, so I answer it and a male voice immediately says:

DUDE IS THAT YOU?

Me: what?

JACK! JACK?

Me: uhh….Rose?

*muffled laughter* oh sorry…is this a wrong number?

Me: I think maybe it is

Sorry to bother you

Me: It’s ok. My heart will go on.

*other end laughs itself to death and hangs up*