I usually have those – just wake up and say ‘what even was that. why. what’

Mine usually go “HA you think you’re going to just go down a flight of stairs? MAKE IT ENDLESS STAIRS! You think you’re going to go to the supermarket? you will never find what you are shopping for, just boxes and boxes of overpriced cake mix, and OH ALSO BY THE WAY there will be guys with machine guns and bunny ears that you have to save everyone from, while judgmental total strangers are trying to stop you! You want to eat that awesome food that you just made? TOO LATE, IT’S GONE.”