kai-ni:

So my housemate immortalspark has almost no sense of smell and when she DOES smell something just on some freak off chance it’s like

the end of the goddamn world

‘wtF IS THAT OH GOD IT’S AWFUL HOW DO YOU DO THIS ALL THE TIME. A WHALE FARTED. THE NEIGHBORS HOUSE IS BURNING DOWN. SOMETHING DIED, CHECK ALL THE PETS’

and I’m just like

I don’t smell aNYTHING

I didn’t know smells could be so intense. HOW. HOW DO YOU PEOPLE COPE WITH LIFE.