Me: *eats a vegetable for health*
My body: OH NO U DIDN’T. OHHH YOU HAVE SINNED. YOU WILL REGRET THIS. YOU MUST SIT ON THE THRONE OF PENANCE FOR HOURS, IN PAIN, AND CONSIDER WHAT YOU HAVE DONE. CONSIDER THE EVIL YOU HAVE BROUGHT UPON YOUR DIGESTIVE SYSTEM. AND WHEN YOU THINK IT IS OVER AND YOU GO TO REST, YOU WILL GET UP AND START AGAIN. AND AGAIN.
Me: but…health…:(
Body: SINNN