“Good day, Ensign!”
“Ummmmm…good…day? Are you visiting? I’m sure that Captain Nyco will be up soon, if you’re looking for her…”
“What…are you talking about? I am Captain Nyco!”
“…no? Is this a test, Ma’am? Please…just wait for the Captain to get up. I’m sure that she can help you.”
I AM THE CAPTAIN.