equinefeather:

craigslisthorses:

wikihow pictures crack me the fuck up

and to think that all this time I’ve been hooking up double reins incorrectly..

how to ride
one rein attaches to each side of the head, one end on the nose and wrapped across the throat, the other to where the throatlatch could be (but who needs throatlatches they’re for losers). Bitless is best! But of course you need a flash because FLASH IS ESSENTIAL TO ALL BRIDLES. Saddles are for losers too. All you need is a strap with stirrups on it. Absolutely no pad. Be sure to point your toe under your horse’s front leg. Always jump over random rails, never actual jumps. For best results, ride a lumpy, disfigured creature with three legs and no mouth. Eyes closed!