Person: oh you have a chronic illness? drink water! 😀
Me: do you know what chronic means and also do you know how much water I drink because I’m betting it’s a gallon a day more than you do

Same Person: I’M SICK I HAVE THE FLU HELP ME HOW DO I GET WELL??
Me: Drink water! Fluids! Rest!
Person: ewww I hate water I never drink it gross

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