My dad on the phone: “So, seen any good movies lately?”
Me: “well..umm…sure, a few…” *don’t say Guardians of the Galaxy…don’t say it…conceal don’t feel*
My dad: *knowingly* “Guardians 2?”
Me: “UMMM YEAH hehe AS A MATTER OF FACT YES I DID SEE THAT ONE YEP” *shitshitshit he knows how does he know does obsession show somehow through the phone wtf*