I don’t know if it’s just because I’ve been up since 4 am but I suddenly thought my perfect wedding would go like

when they ask “does anyone disagree with this marriage” or whatever, someone in the crowd fake disagrees and I go DANCE OFF BRO and we have a dance off and they like crumple to the floor and maybe there’s some flashy light effects and Black Tears plays and the entire wedding party grabs hands and chases the guy offstage and we go “WE’RE THE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY BITCH” and ok I really need to go to bed but THAT WOULD BE THE BEST WEDDING EVER and I guess if whoever marries me is willing to do something that off-the-wall on their wedding day, then the marriage will probably work out ok

ooh and the rings could be in the orb and there could be something about that
in fact the whole wedding could be a sort of show
that would rock and be totally un-boring