aniseeker

me *drinks 100% juice*
body I WILL PUNISH YOU FOR THIS SIN

Note to self and others: if you are going to get pissed off at the world and smack inanimate objects, DO NOT DO IT with your dominant hand.

I NEVER LEARN

tbh I should probably have coffee before trying to comment on things because it all comes out like Worf from that episode of TNG.

“GOOD TEA. NICE HOUSE.”

Source: flashiefins

Bless you.

Source: odyssey420

also last night I was reminded that I apparently had a 3 1/2″ floppy disc as a bff when I was a very small child
my dad gave it to me to play with and I took it everywhere and slept with it and chewed on it (I was REALLY small ok? IDK I have the distinct memory of what a floppy disc casing tastes like) and probably bathed with it and had adventures outside and now I wonder what became of it.

I also had a telephone cord that I loved/played with/chewed on, which they gave me to stop me playing with/tying up the real ones, but I do still have that somewhere.

if you want to be friends with me be warned, there is a 100% chance that at some point, I will suddenly burst into bad-karaoke-singing a song that was popular before either of us were born.

if this hasn’t happened yet, you haven’t known me long enough.

Nyco racing to defend the fortress