me: *is constantly planning what i should be for halloween, year round
Author: aniseeker

WHOOOOSH
WE HAVE SO MANY ROACHES bettahorse THANK YOU
omggggggg

you can’t really see most of them, but they are crawling through their dinner.

Stalking the Borg
“We’re adults.” I say pitifully as I sink to the ground.
“ADULTS with PROBLEMS.” My housemate corrects as we both flop in the grass with our bags, physically unable to finish carrying our groceries to the house

Just some holograms fighting
My hair and I are finally on the same wavelength, decade-wise.

Pah Wraith! Grab the fire extinguisher!

I swear this is the most Cardassian coffee table ever.

I see your coffee table and I raise you a ceiling fan.

Casually lying on the bottom of the water


