Author: aniseeker

handsomejackass:

trick i use to help with social anxiety: pretend everyone is an npc in an rpg. they don’t affect you or your main quest. they’re not important in your life. they’re just kind of there. shopkeepers? just selling their wares. that guy staring at you on the bus occasionally? probably gonna go home to his equally unimportant npc family and repeat the same 20 lines of dialogue 

Lesson learned: do not get angry/frustrated while styling a wig and run water-resistant spiking-gel-covered hands through own hair

This results in Centauri fan head that DOES NOT WASH OUT but turns into flat sticky barbie hair mess.

tinsnip:

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You are just the loveliest person to talk to about food. You’re a super-refined gourmand. /chinhands

Okay, I am literally hysterical right now in front of my parents.

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Oh, my God, you guys must think I am fucking nuts.

Honestly, the first one sounded lovely and refined to me. I didn’t even question it.