Captain’s Log. Today I:
- Found a thing.
- Scanned the thing.
- Raced a Worf.
- We defeated swarmers in glorious battle.
- Then I ran through a portal because that’s always a good idea.
Captain’s Log. Today I:

I see Bumblebees all the time, and I’ve even seen Optimus Prime, but this is the first time I’ve seen TFP Arcee.
I found this NPC behind the wall at Quark’s.
Came back a different day and there was a different NPC there.
Staring. At the wall.
what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is
*the pile of mice scatters everywhere*
*a splat of ink is on an old piece of paper*
I AM STILL MYSELF HA HA HA oh god wait no, that’s a bad thing…
*sparks along immortally* heyyyy
Joza…come on! We have to finish the mission!
“no.”
Look, Tarik made you some combat kit bubbles!
“…well…ok…”
not-so-boldly’s Captain Killian became the victim of the dreaded Transporter Accident…
Whoever is writing this TV drama that I’m trapped in is having a field day.
True story my therapist told me it is 100% natural and healthy to have attachments to fictional characters, especially strong hero types because they may have flaws but in the end they always save the day and some people just need that constant positive force in their life.
I’m attracted to villains and my therapists keep moving away.
captainkoril is now live, for anyone interested in screenshots of my Star Trek Online adventures. Koril is a Cardassian with a crew mostly composed of Bajorans, because Starfleet Command is clearly full of brilliant people.
the game kept giving me Bajorans when life gives you Bajorans? I dunno but I am kinda attached to my little fictional weirdos it’s like Star Trek sims but with more imagination required
I watch to change my URL to match yours now
captainkaibutt
haha awwww I couldn’t think of anything clever for my URL so I just captainkoril
The whole tone of mine is so far very dry and I hope not too mean, I’m just cranky tonight and it’s taking my mind off the reason I’m cranky. Basically taking it out on my poor characters. Wheeee!
captainkoril is now live, for anyone interested in screenshots of my Star Trek Online adventures. Koril is a Cardassian with a crew mostly composed of Bajorans, because Starfleet Command is clearly full of brilliant people.