I changed my name, but I’m still me.
I mean, it’s great to be “immortal” and “sparkly” and all, and I love the  Transformers reference…but after this many years of being a blue glowing orb, it’s time to switch things up. Plus immortalspark has too many memories I would like to preserve. It’s a different era of my life.

I’ll leave the icon for a while so that the change is less confusing.

I just got my first smartphone.

MY FIRST, GUYS. THIS THING CAN DO ALL THE THINGS. WHAT EVEN. And it’s thinner than a pop tart wtf. I can talk to it and it does stuff for me and it’s like a whole computer I can put in my pocket WHAT IS GOING ON.

THIS IS SOME STAR TREK LEVEL SHIT.