“Aren’t you going to use a phaser, Starfleet?”

    Miv turned, slinging the lirpa that she’d brought from across her shoulders. She eyed the Klingons. They had seemed very uneasy with her ever since they’d met. I suppose it makes sense. Klingons and Cardassians have not historically been the best of friends.
    She raised her head, but before she could reply, another Klingon interrupted.
    “Won’t that Vulcan toy be too heavy for you?”
    At that, Miv hefted it into a sweeping blue arc in front of her and shouted back, “are you going to stand around talking, or are we going to fight?”
    The Klingons grinned, and she thought she saw a nod. Together, they marched forward, almost running. Miv’s footsteps blended into the sound of Klingon boots. A feral sort of excitement flamed up inside of her, stoked by the footfalls and fanned by the air rushing past her face. The energized Vulcan blade sang as she leapt at the enemy, and everything became a blur of blue streaks and Klingon battle cries. For an instant, she was not the captain of a vessel, not a diplomat or an ambassador. She was a general. She was a soldier. Everything else fell away and the chaos became a simple matter of survival. Her versus the enemy.
    Then it was over. The giant fell, crashing nearly on top of the warriors, scattering them. They dodged the pieces and regrouped, yelling, breathing hard and noisy. The air was charged and Miv felt the rush in every cell of her body. Klingon fists pumped her back and Klingon voices cackled in her ears.
    “Perhaps,” said one, leaning in close enough to shout into her face, “we will make a warrior of you, yet!”
    Miv laughed in reply, but not scorn, “point me to the next one, and we can find out!”

Freighter Vana Captain’s Log
Day 299
M. Koril

Another day. Another starbase. Another Dabo wheel. More strangers, more cargo crates, more of the same space grime and sticky bars and the smell of filth and corroded metal. It’s all starting to blend together, and Tovan and I have really started to get into a rhythm. We never keep the same crew for very long, and that’s fine with me. Who wants to make connections in a life where everyone leaves?

I, too, have become convinced that the Tal Shiar no longer hunt us. Even our status as notorious “legends” has faded, and we are starting to blend into the background. It’s not unpleasant to have the spotlight off us for a while, and simply go about our business. However, I grow increasingly restless in the Vana’s command chair. I can’t quite determine what it is I’m missing.

I have FINALLY almost caught up on story missions on Miv
for the first time ever. I played all yesterday and the day before and I have one more episode set to get through with her, minus annoying shuttle missions I refuse to play.
ALL THESE YEARS AND I WILL BE CAUGHT UP, GUYS! THIS IS A BIG DEAL! *party cannons*

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I’ve got ball pythons. They’re on the shorter side (3-4 feet, though one of mine wants to push that out to 5 I think) but they get very girthy! Big fat noodles ^^

I heard they’re picky eaters, is that true?

Since that other answer was so perfect, I’ll just reply with a picture of my big girl. She’s a spider morph and has neurological issues that will sadly affect her all of her life. She still eats very well and behaves mostly like a normal ball python.

I’d say yeah, they’re not a super easy pet. They need certain parameters to be “just so”. But they certainly aren’t the most challenging, and if you’re willing to provide for them, they can be very rewarding! Well, mostly you won’t see them, because they’ll be happily snoozing in their hides xD

There are easier snakes, but the ones I can think of don’t get very big around. (sand boa, corn snake). I would say if you’re serious, to research, read @wheremyscalesslither‘s care sheets, research, and really put thought into it. These guys are a long-term commitment.