omfg I tried to do the Owen Grady beard

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DOINOTHORDS

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don’t laugh at me

just kidding BASK IN MY GLORY

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Mostly I didn’t smile in the pictures because they came out looking like

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I’m way too excited but now I am not sure I should be allowed in public…

I’m getting overly excited about this whole Jurassic World cosplay thing. I just spent an hour messing up my hair and got a greasy mullet. Not what I was going for. UGH.

Also I found a vest on ebay that is probably 2 sizes too big for me, not screen accurate, and I may not win it but I REALLY WANT IT. It’s close enough I could probably turn this into a legit cosplay.
I don’t look at all like Chris Pratt but THAT AIN’T GONNA STOP ME 😀

kai-ni:

My housemate ( immortalspark ) and I are going to see Jurassic World in 3D tonight (2nd time for me) and we’re gonna closet cosplay Owen and Claire x’D

I want to legit cosplay them now

I must dye my hair red immediately

I haven’t even seen this movie yet and I’m on board with this 100%.

wilhelminaslayter:

jenniferstolzer:

shaggy2pope:

faetrouble:

pastelmorgue:

theoneguyoverthere:

hangthecode:

Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl

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Jack Sparrow just got way cooler.

BABE

Yo, this is why Norrington said he’s the “worst pirate I’ve ever heard of,” and then Jack followed it up with, “But you have heard of me.”

Because Jack was branded a Pirate because he freed people rather than stealing anything. So Norrington, with his sense of duty, knows that Jack has been branded a criminal for actively not being a terrible human being. Norrington is torn between his duty as a naval officer and knowing that Jack is right.

He freed exactly 100 people, that’s why his debt to Jones was 100 souls. Davy has a sick sense of irony after all. Jack freed 100 souls and as a consequence his ship got sunk. Now his ship has been raised and as a consequence, he has to enslave 100 souls. This explains his reluctance to actually pay back the debt.

Crap, the latter portion of this franchise was a lot smarter than I thought it was… 

There’s so much people don’t get about this franchise, the story is really more complex than just “funny drunken pirate meets hottie lady and hottie man with occasional visits from squid man”.

All I hear when I talk about history is how it’s boring and I just…?
HOW IS IT BORING it is literally a nonstop action/political drama/romance/horror/thriller stretching back thousands of years. It’s every conceivable story you could want to see told. It’s where we came from and where we’re going, it’s dreams and failure and wars and love and frustration and tragedy and friendship and conspiracy and triumph and hope and all the little moments that sometimes get forgotten. We’re living it right now. every single person everywhere is living it, and at some point a hundred years ago, every single person was living it then too, and for every other moment before and since, and it’s going to keep happening and keep being written even as we watch it, and we can affect it, and then it will keep going even after we’re gone…to me that’s fascinating and amazing and not at all boring.