
Get out of my face

Get out of my face

I am deeply concerned about your plight, Random Federation Scientist.
France is so cool… And your space son sounds adorable! What an amazing dream!
It was! I had a lot of fun in that dream!
I dreamed last night that I spent spring break camping on a beach in France, and ended up with an alien baby who suddenly grew up…he was an adorable genius but had absolutely no social/communication skills. And then my family showed up, and thought it was really unseemly that I had this random slightly creepy guy following me around (who was actually my rapidly-aged space son but how the heck do you explain that).

Protect the computer, programs!

Every time a dialogue says the ship’s name, it’s pretty funny to me.
if you were forced to run ahead of a train for years while someone systematically removed your limbs, and other people drove beside you yelling “come on, it’s not that difficult to keep going! stop being selfish!” wouldn’t you eventually think about just stopping and letting the train run you over? Especially if you hate trains?

HEXAGONS.

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