Tag: chronic illness

Me: *eats a vegetable for health*
My body: OH NO U DIDN’T. OHHH YOU HAVE SINNED. YOU WILL REGRET THIS. YOU MUST SIT ON THE THRONE OF PENANCE FOR HOURS, IN PAIN, AND CONSIDER WHAT YOU HAVE DONE. CONSIDER THE EVIL YOU HAVE BROUGHT UPON YOUR DIGESTIVE SYSTEM. AND WHEN YOU THINK IT IS OVER AND YOU GO TO REST, YOU WILL GET UP AND START AGAIN. AND AGAIN.
Me: but…health…:(
Body: SINNN

“Do you still have a really bad headache?”
Me: *has to think about this for a while to determine if yes or if I just got used to it and then panics because the long delay makes any reply sound implausible*

when the weather turns cold and everyone starts getting all cheerful and motivated and I just want to push them all in front of a freight train but I can’t because I can barely move any part of my body