As promised to @themotherfuckingclickerkid…what you do when you don’t have a horse but don’t want to be left out.

#1: moderately sure this army of plastic ponies is plotting my demise and not at all sure how to get lunge lines on all of them…
#2 and #3: This is Myboxoftack, he’s a good pony even if he doesn’t really move much
#4: Our big workhorse Green Truck! I get to work him sometimes.

When I am stressed, I alter my appearance (scary selfie ahead)

I woke up all out of sorts today. Looked in the mirror, hated everything, blah blah. So I chopped my hair. Just CHOPPED. Mulan-style. Straight across. But the light in our bathroom is terrible and it came out crooked; more Quorra than Mulan.

WELL I WILL NOT HAVE QUORRA HAIR.

So I cut more. And more. A little at a time.

I took off more than I was expecting to. My hair has literally not been this short since I was a toddler (and it was much curlier then)

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On the other hand, my cosplay hair is gonna be a zillion times easier, right?