Tag: outlawthoughts

In other news, my shit brain wants me to write a tabletop RPG (partly to piss off my mom who thinks they are witchcraft, probably)

I have never in my life played a tabletop RPG but apparently My Brain does not see this as a problem. 

Dear dude at the store last night,
I’m very sorry that you were injured when you bumped your leg on my wheelchair. When it was standing still. And you looked right at me and walked into me. Your mumbled response should have been enough to clue me in that you were actual royalty and I should have thrown myself out of my assistive device at your poor, mangled feet, and kissed them and begged forgiveness for existing in this store, which is clearly for Able Bodies Only. I do hope that you don’t have horrific, trauma-induced nightmares about me. I am very threatening, I agree, especially to someone such as yourself. All 5 feet of me could have, at any moment, mutated into a thousand tiny wheelchairs for you to bump your legs on! The horror! 

Please accept my deepest condolences on the loss of your dignity when you yelled “DID YOU SEE THAT? SHE HIT ME AND TOOK OFF!” as you walked away. I mean, I’m sure you do that to every single other person you purposefully walk into in public, so it’s probably no big deal. 

2017 may have done horrible things to my anxiety at large, but it’s helped on one account. I’ve been terrified that I’ll be seen as being too much of an arrogant asshole (or just plain creepy/weird) and wind up friendless and alone.

Now I know there are far worse things to be, and people will still worship you.

I don’t know if it’s just because I’ve been up since 4 am but I suddenly thought my perfect wedding would go like

when they ask “does anyone disagree with this marriage” or whatever, someone in the crowd fake disagrees and I go DANCE OFF BRO and we have a dance off and they like crumple to the floor and maybe there’s some flashy light effects and Black Tears plays and the entire wedding party grabs hands and chases the guy offstage and we go “WE’RE THE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY BITCH” and ok I really need to go to bed but THAT WOULD BE THE BEST WEDDING EVER and I guess if whoever marries me is willing to do something that off-the-wall on their wedding day, then the marriage will probably work out ok

ooh and the rings could be in the orb and there could be something about that
in fact the whole wedding could be a sort of show
that would rock and be totally un-boring

Going to visit Anaheim in about 3 weeks and it’s burning.
this is a disturbing trend
I mean LA is sorta always burning but come on. First Portland and now this?
FOREST FIRES, YOU ARE NOT A GOOD WELCOMING COMMITTEE. PLZ STOP.