sto captain glados – Captain Koril

“Before you leave, why don’t we do one more test? For old time’s sake.”

GLaDOS and her three Jem’Hadar march on the New Link

Listen to me. We had a lot of fun testing and antagonizing each other, and, yes, sometimes it went too far. But we’re off the clock now. It’s just us talking. Like regular people. And this is no joke – we are in deep trouble.

And he’ll probably kill us, because he’s incredibly powerful and I have no plan.

I’m not going to lie to you, the odds are a million to one. And that’s with some generous rounding.

“Try to avoid the garbage hurtling towards you”

“Sorry about the mess. I’ve really let the place go since you killed me.”

I went and spoke with the door mainframe. Let’s just say he won’t be… well, living anymore. Anyway, back to testing.

Federal regulations require me to warn you that this next test chamber… is looking pretty good.

“That jumpsuit you’re wearing looks stupid. That’s not me talking, it’s right here in your file. On other people it looks fine, but right here a scientist has noted that on you it looks ‘stupid’.“