
Tag: sto captain glados


Throw your fish in the air like you just don’t care

Run, run, run, as fast as you can. You can’t catch me, I’m not the Gingerbread Man

Standing in flowers for science
We are the Fish People. We Will Rule.

It seems that you’ve gone and gotten yourself…iced.
It probably wasn’t me.

GLaDOS found a throne.

“So you’re basically a person from the 23rd century with a bunch of history downloaded into your brain, but we’re going to give you a starship, a crew, and a bunch of missions anyway because we are in the middle of wars. Which you will also have to get caught up on. Sounds good?”




