“So if you’re feelin’ low, stead of lettin’ go, just remember that ant”
*squishes ant that is trying persistently to crawl up the wall and throws it into the garbage* Hope is a lie.
Tag: tw: insects
*throws spiders, roaches, ants, and unidentified things out of the bed* THERE IS ONLY ROOM FOR ONE KING IN THIS THRONE.

One of my pets
WE HAVE SO MANY ROACHES bettahorse THANK YOU
omggggggg

you can’t really see most of them, but they are crawling through their dinner.

Roach house is go! The dubia arrive tomorrow, SO GLAD, superworms are MEGA GROSS
My housemate and I are also leaving for a convention tomorrow, just for two days. I probably won’t be as active over the weekend.
Ok yes we set up the heating system for the roaches. I did in fact get something more than half-accomplished today.

Today in the Life of Spark: I built a roach hotel to house my soon-to-be-arriving army.