I think for Thanksgiving, I’ll just reply to all questions with a blank stare and “I am happy to comply” or “Hail Hydra” and maybe they’ll think they’ve finally been successful and they’ll stop trying.

so I turned off my light and for a while I forgot that my dressform was right next to my bed.
Imagine my surprise when I turned on the bed light.
it’s a HEADLESS COLONIAL WARRIOR ZOMBIE OH GODS SAVE US oh wait…nope costume I’m good.